I bought strawberries at Whole Foods this afternoon. They're all mutant and shiny. A beginning fuzz of mold on the bottom ones. Have cut them up and put sugar on top. Powdered sugar would be best, because granules never quite melt in.

So now I'm having strawberries in the sun. I almost need a fan in here.

Tonight is the first Orioles game of the season; I'm going to watch it at Frazier's.

The winner of my search for "mutant strawberries":